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| He knows what I did to his cousin... |
Riiiiiight...
Turns out the fucking Germans deceived me regarding just how easy this is. Long story short - shaving cream is everywhere except on the spider and the spider is missing!
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| The best laid plans of mice and men... |
So right now the spider is somewhere inside this study! This super tiny study! And I don't know where! Although it's a fair guess that it's watching me with its wee beady eyes as I type this and figuring out the best way to strike at me...
What I'm saying is that if you don't hear from me in a while, tell the cops the spider did it!
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UPDATE!
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| Sweet Spider Spatula Success! |
I owe the Germans an apology, I did it! One spider safely trapped and humanely relocated to the garden. I even hosed off the excess shaving cream because, lets face it, I seriously need some karma points with the local spider population.
Suck it Gumby!
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This is only the beginning. According to my psychic abilities,
this is your future.
No it's cool I was never planning to sleep again anyway!
"Suck it Gumby!"
LOL
Well, I guess the important thing is that all's well that ends well. And I bet that spider's never had a closer and more comfortable shave!
Yes! Victory for Team Human!
Well done! Spiders are the worst D:
That last pic with it half-covered in shaving cream has quite the "I'll be back" vibe... prepare for a sequel! Or the final part of the trilogy... SPIDER III: The Reckoning. :P
Funny you should mention that Dasia, that's pretty much exactly what happened!
So last night I'm getting ready for bed and I see that same spider (or close relative, they all look the same!) trying to climb into one of my boots. That was the last straw, I truce over! That's the thanks I get for trying to be nice? Hells no! I didn't just kill that spider, I ultra-murdered it! There will be no "SPIDER IV: The Resurrection!", I made damn sure of that!
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